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03-14-2012, 03:12 PM
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Honestly, how can I get Kurz's job?

I say this with all due respect to Mr. Kurz, who's probably a nice guy in real life. But:

1. He's supposedly an insider but has no real insider connections.
2. He's supposedly a hockey analyst but his analysis is borderline embarassing.
3. He's supposedly an on-air personality but he's not interesting in the slightest.

I can pretend to do all of this things as well or better than him. And I would venture so far to say I'm a snappier dresser and I have a sweet mustache.

I'll take that job, please.

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