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03-24-2012, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by ShutDownDefense View Post
Force Ghost Billy Mays sold them the lightSabres.
HI FOLKS HAVE YOU EVER HAD THAT PROBLEM WHERE YOUVE GOT TOO MANY RODENTS RUNNING AROUND WITH ALL THEIR LIMBS? NOT ANYMORE! INTRODUCING THE RODENT-SABRE! IT USES THE POWER OF THE FACT THAT REAL LIFE CREATURES SIMPLY DONT HAVE THE DEXTERITY OR POSITIONAL AWARENESS NEEDED TO SAFELY HANDLE A ROD OF LETHAL PLASMA TO ENSURE THAT THE LITTLE BASTARS CUT THEIR OWN ARMS OFF!

BUT WAIT! IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, WE'LL ALSO INCLUDE TWO BONUS SABRES SO YOU CAN GET AT LEAST THREE RODENTS KILLED AT ONCE! WHAT A DEAL!


Man I am bored

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