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03-24-2012, 06:24 PM
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TheMurdocktor
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Originally Posted by MP View Post
Scoring early is great, but more than that, I'd like to see the Coyotes torment the Sharks. Play the trap, make their scorers impatient, knock their blueline around whenever possible.

I want to see choppy, smothery goodness that saps SJ of their will to skate. I want to see the crowd's energy fizzle into trap-induced somnolence. I want to see the Coyotes morph into an entertainment black hole from which SJ's stars cannot escape. I want a 2-1 or 1-0 final score in a game so dull that the highlights make the floral prints on Don Cherry's suit spontaneously melt into shapeless blobs of the same color and texture as old burlap. And I want Patrick Marleau to flip the hell out at long last, going fetal at center ice in a spasm of tears, frustration, and wasted talent.

Make it happen, boys.
Couldn't have said it better myself.

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