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03-29-2012, 01:34 PM
Mayor Bee
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Originally Posted by leesmith View Post
Screw being the GM. My plan is to win the Powerball and buy out JPMcConnell's ownership!
What position will I hold in the new front office? (I'd be a great head coach. I'd easily be the worst one in the NHL, but I'd delegate everything to the assistants. My job would be to provide obscenely long answers to every question in press conferences.)

Besides, I already plan on winning the jackpot. I'll even set up a fans' council, sometimes to listen to ideas and sometimes to make my entrance by having a team of fans dressed as coolies carrying me around in a sedan chair. I'd also change my title from "owner" to "Grand Vizier", or possibly "His Most Exulted Sultan-ness".

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