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04-12-2012, 08:45 PM
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What position will I hold in the new front office? (I'd be a great head coach. I'd easily be the worst one in the NHL, but I'd delegate everything to the assistants. My job would be to provide obscenely long answers to every question in press conferences.)
Don't worry - I'd take a few of you with me.

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Besides, I already plan on winning the jackpot. I'll even set up a fans' council, sometimes to listen to ideas and sometimes to make my entrance by having a team of fans dressed as coolies carrying me around in a sedan chair. I'd also change my title from "owner" to "Grand Vizier", or possibly "His Most Exulted Sultan-ness".
Well, at least the mixed drinks would be stronger.

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