
Marleau strong-armed by DW with a waiver threat; honestly, what agent would ever do bizniz with DW again?
If they want to trade Marleau for anything (like Nash), they're gonna have to do some serious mental jujutsu.
"Hey, Patty, have you heard about that Columbus zoo? They've got some serious kid discounts, plus lions! And tigers! And bears! Does San Jose have that? I think not!

Plus, did you know that both Columbus and California are spelled with a capital 'C'? Yeah! I know! What are the odds?!?!?!?"