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05-21-2012, 10:42 PM
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Richard F Schiller
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Salo13 is the P4P (Post for Post) biggest Canadian Hockey Troll on the boards. Take a look at one of his other beauties from the Roster Predictions thread:

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Originally Posted by Salo13 View Post
I would like to post my version of Team Canada 2014. Note that I was perfect at guessing the last 3 Canadian Olympic Rosters! Unfortunately, Canadian names are too tricky for people from my country, so if I made any misspelling, I apologize in advance. Anyway, if I didn't remember the exact names, you will be able to figure out who I have in mind. Note I chose to go with the proven success formula. Here we go:

Top line: O'Halloran Devorski McCreary
Second line: Diver#1 Crybaby(C) Diver#2
Dump'n'Chase line: Dump'n'Chase Robot#1 Dump'n'Chase Robot#2 Dump'n'Chase Robot#3
Checking line: Holding Guy Hooking Guy Interference Guy
Spares: Goon#1 Goon#2

Defense:
Boxing Team Reject - Wresting Team Reject
Baseball Team Reject - Basketball Team Reject
Crosschecking Guy - Slashing Guy
Goon #3

Goalies:
-Best puck handler on the team
-Crazy French-sounding dude
-Guy with clean urine, to be randomly drug tested, if needed.

Coaches and staff:
Head Coach: Old Grumpy Dump and Chase Devotee
Assistant/Dumping: Former Goon#1
Assistant/Chasing: Former Goon#2
Assistant/Cheapshot Coordinator: Former Goon#3
Team Doctor: former Ben Johnson's personal doctor.

So you've heard it here first. Go Canada Go!! Team Canada for the Win!

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