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11-25-2003, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by HABracadabra
I've talk to my contact with the Habs organisation and i've been confirmed that there will be something happening before the end of the day...
Tommy Flanagan: Hello, my name is Tommy Flanagan, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact.. I'm the president of the organization! Actually I have a cousin who works at the Montreal Canadiens Office...special envoy to Gainey...I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework -that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened! After that, lying was easy for me.
I lied about my age and joined the army. But only after scoring 240 points in my last year of Junior Hockey in Quebec. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket. Writing with luminaries like Strachan and Garrioch.

And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Or maybe it was Martin St. Louis....but yeah..took it hard...Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous. Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a changed man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Hockey News magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!

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