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06-09-2012, 09:05 PM
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PocketNines
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We can't get Suter or Garrison. They're pretty girls and everybody's obviously more handsome than us. It's so ludicrous that a pretty girl would even consider us that we should angrily denounce any of our friends who suggest us talking to them. We should therefore not try. There's this fat chick over in the corner who might do us. Her name is Paula Martin.

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