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06-12-2012, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BernieParent View Post
A few "well placed" rumours:
  • Daniel Brière has had so many rookies stay at his house, he receives government aid as a licensed preschool.
  • Sean Couturier lost his front teeth biting his tongue while falling to 8th in last year's draft.
  • Sergei Bobrovsky can say more than "Bob" in English.
  • Chris Pronger is not as injured as reports say he is; he is merely hopelessly despondent that the damage from Grabovsky's stick prevents him from traveling back in time to kill Sarah Connor.
  • Matt Carle, as an impending UFA, began "tryouts" for other teams by demonstrating his skill at hitting their players with tape-to-tape passes.
  • Peter Laviolette has been diagnosed with diabetes. As a result, his doctors have advised him to only destroy Diet Coke machines.

haha...Matt Carle, the offensive defensemen with the weakest, least accurate shot ever.

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