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06-19-2012, 03:37 PM
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Behind the scenes at the NHL Award Show Host auditions

Shanahan: OK, next up is… uh oh. John Tortorella.

Tortorella walks onto the stage and glowers at the judges. There's an awkward pause.

Tortorella: What?

Bettman: Um… OK, John. Thanks for auditioning. Let's have you read from the part of the script where you hand out the Hart Trophy. Go ahead and tell us who won the award.

Tortorella (icily): I think we've already covered that.

Bettman: No we haven't, John. Who won?

Tortorella: We'll just keep that in the room.

Shanahan: That doesn't even make sense.

Tortorella: We done here?

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