Thread: Speculation: Alexander Semin
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06-26-2012, 01:15 AM
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Also, what you people don't know is that the Capitals have implanted a special device in Semin's cerebral cortex. If he's outside the DC area when training camp starts, he will start to experience disorientation, nausea, muscle atrophy, paralysis, loss of curl-n-drag motor skills, and finally, coma (from which he'll wake up for two weeks every year to play for Russia in the WC, plus Sochi).

So, don't get excited...

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