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07-04-2012, 12:01 AM
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Okay, I'm calling it. Luongo+ to CBJ for Nash. Brian Burke immediately does interview laughing at Howson. At the end of November, Reimer retires from hockey and moves to a cloistered monastery on the diametrically opposite side of the planet from Toronto. In a reaction shot on HNIC, Burke turns a shade of red so bright it becomes possible to fry an egg on his forehead. Tests confirm his blood type to be Ragu; Nonis steps in as interim GM during Burke's convalescence. Immediately signs Turco to a 2 year deal, then joins Reimer in seclusion. Charles Wang completes buyout of Maple Leafs, assigns Turco GM duties.

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