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07-04-2012, 03:17 PM
Allen Degenerate
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Originally Posted by Avs44 View Post
Good luck finding that...6.4, 230 Ib centers who can put up around 90 points either A) Don't exist or B) Will cost a kings ransom, even if their team would even consider moving them.
It'd actually cost less than Stastny in terms of assets, I think. Trade for David Jones (Dartmouth), George Parros (Princeton), and Douglas Murray (Cornell). Jones could be had for a first. The last time Parros was traded, he fetched a second (though I doubt Burke would be that stupid. Ahem). Douglas Murray for Grabovski. Then they take their genius group of players and have them work on time travel and human cloning technology, then go back to get a sample of Eric Lindros' DNA to bring back. Win-win-win-win.

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