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12-01-2003, 05:13 AM
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Robot City
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If we can join Sauer's brains with Simpson's brawn, we would have Adam Foote.
We have the technology. We can do it. In the next NHL game against Columbus, we will unveil SAU-PSON, a genetically engineered NHL defensemen using the DNA of Kurt Sauer and Todd Simpson. No more bonehead plays in the defensive zone. And no more hold on to your life in a fight, although I am 6'3. The gentle giant is no more. The immovable pilon is dead. Now we have SAU-PSON, the perfect NHL defensemen who can fight and play defense at the same time.
I nominate this for post of the year
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