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07-12-2012, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by awfulwaffle View Post
A couple of the paw patrol are pretty darn cute. I say new owner should keep them, and get rid of the dead weight. We are Phoenix for crying out loud, home of ASU! We need the hottest lookin girls on the ice!
Phoenix Suns have A team, B team, C team and D team.

A team does the dancing on the court during intermission. They are talented and hot.

B team is present during other on court shows like the flags and dunking. They just kind of stand there and act really excited. They are also less attractive than the A team.

C team stands around the entryways of each section, interact with fans and talk about promotions. They are generally a huge step down from A team and B team in terms of attractiveness.

D team stands around the concourse and gives away freebies and desperately seeks out fwns to interact with. These are straight up trolls.

Maybe a third of the Paw Patrol could crack Suns C team. Another third would be lucky to get D squad. The other third...could maybe bum cigarettes outside of Suns games with some success. Maybe.

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