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07-26-2012, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by CatscratchFever View Post
Brian Campbell has more value to the Florida Panthers than he would to any other NHL team. That being said, I just don't see any trade possibilities that make sense.
I would trade Brian Campbell for the following:

Everyone that is currently living and will EVER live is not allowed to:
1. Suggest the Florida Panthers as candidate for contraction.
2. Deride the South Florida market because of its "non-traditionalness" (Yeah, its
a destination location with warm weather, beautiful women , beaches, and golf
courses. Its a pretty terrible thing.")
3. When I walk into a bar wearing Florida Panther regalia no one can say: "I've
never seen one of you before."
4. Assume our fans know nothing about hockey because we are from Florida.

I would trade Brian Campbell for all that.

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