Thread: Proposal: Jeff Carter to Toronto
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08-04-2012, 12:16 AM
Beef Invictus
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To Toronto:

Jeff Carter

To LA:

Game worn Kadri jersey
Bucket of swamp mud
8th round draft pick
Half-eaten, 3 day old funnel cake
Darroll Powe

To Minnesota:

Bill Barber's rights
Original autographed copy of Weber's offersheet

To Phi:

Wall-sized fathead of Brian Burke naked, covered in honey
The eyepatch L. Schenn left in his locker
Kadri bobblehead
Kadri's broken skatelace
Skin cells scraped from Kadri's intangibles

To Montreal:

Prank phone call
Prank pizza order

To Florida:


To Vancouver, on loan from Toronto via Florida:

A Kadri rookie card found in a suspicious puddle in the men's room of the ACC

Down in the basement, I've got a Craftsman lathe. Show it to the children when they misbehave.
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