Thread: Proposal: Jeff Carter to Toronto
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08-04-2012, 12:16 AM
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To Toronto:

Jeff Carter
Schenn
Giroux
Couturier

To LA:

Game worn Kadri jersey
Bucket of swamp mud
8th round draft pick
Half-eaten, 3 day old funnel cake
Darroll Powe

To Minnesota:

Bill Barber's rights
Original autographed copy of Weber's offersheet

To Phi:

Wall-sized fathead of Brian Burke naked, covered in honey
The eyepatch L. Schenn left in his locker
Kadri bobblehead
Kadri's broken skatelace
Skin cells scraped from Kadri's intangibles
Suter

To Montreal:

Prank phone call
Prank pizza order

To Florida:

Luongo

To Vancouver, on loan from Toronto via Florida:

A Kadri rookie card found in a suspicious puddle in the men's room of the ACC

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