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08-16-2012, 12:16 AM
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Halpysback
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Offense:
Brouwer - closest we have to a PF aside from Ovechkin
Ribeiro - skilled top 6 center but will have you tearing your hair out
Laich - Great at projecting the ideal teacher's pet good canadian boy type image and gets super overrated as a result, but actually not that good at hockey.
Chimera - super fast and great grinder but horrible hands
Johansson - super fast with some decent hands and skill but horrible at grinding
Perreault - small shifty guy
Ward - best cycler ever but can't do much of anything else
Wolski - you tell me
Hendricks - Matt Bradley
Beagle - our version of Matthias sorta
Crabb - Matt Bradley
Semin - great player who had to be let go since apparently caps management can't take one step forward without taking one back. Also everything bad was his fault and everything good was done thanks to the hard work and leadership of Brooks Laich, god bless him.

Defense:

Alzner - Awesome, big top pairing version of Mike Weaver
Carlson - Awesome, Garrison type
Orlov - gonna be awesome, Kulikov type
Hamrlik - old but should be decent
Jeff Schultz - Paper soft version of Nick Boyton who sucks more
Erskine - less mistake prone tougher version of Nick Boyton
Hillen - filler

Goalies:

Neuvirth - horrible but some people love him to death for no reason
Holtby -

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