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08-29-2012, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by shawn1331 View Post
Personal favourite.

Line up as a winger on a faceoff and when your both bent over waiting for the puck look the guy dead in the eyes, say "I'm gay" and then slap his ass.

2 outcomes, he either swings a punch at you and gets a penalty, or he stands straight up in shock and misses the puckdrop allowing you to go in free. Classic.

I'm not gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I fell onto a goalie once and he looked up at me and said, "you should of brought me a ring first"
I'm not good enough to chirp. But watch out once I am cuz I'll be using this entire thread.

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