Worst thing you can do to your stick
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09-06-2012, 04:38 PM
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: London, Ontario
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Kill someone with it.
Impale your self/someone else.
Use it as a hammer.
There's alot of bad things you can do with it.
Happened to a guy on my team 2 years ago. He was skating up the ice and his stick got caught in the crack beside the door and impaled right into his stomach at full speed. Dont ask how his stick was able to get caught in the crack cause I honestly would not be able to explain how it happened. His stick must have curved into it because he was staking up the ice beside the boards.
Anyways he ended up getting a punctured liver and had to stay out almost the whole season. I think it was like 4 months he was out and it probably would have been even longer if we didn't play house with no contact.
I have to say he made some of the weirdest noises I have ever heard. We literally thought he was dying beside us. He just got off a flopped onto the floor.
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