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09-27-2012, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by HisIceness View Post
After devastating Hurricane, JR announces team will change name. New name will be Tobacco Kings, like in that one episode of Arli$$. LA Kings do not approve. Team changes name again to IceCaps. Washington Capitals do not approve. Team changes name to Panthers. Forget that a team in South Florida already owns that name. Team changes again to Whalers. People in Hartford not happy, threaten lawsuit. JR and PK give up and sell entire ownership to Quebec businessman. Who for some bizarre reason keep team in Raleigh and name them the Southdiques. People in Quebec riot.
If we did that, ESPN would be right about their hockey coverage for once. We can't let that happen.



Otherwise, both this post and the previous one are comedy gold. Please continue, sir.

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