Official "Ottawa RedBlacks" Thread Part I: "Embarrassing Logo" Edition
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10-11-2012, 10:59 PM
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They should be named the Ottawa Polaks, because, as we all know, North America was discovered by Krzystof Kolumbski; then, in Earth War 1, when aliens from Jupiter known then as Russians attacked Poland's general Palramentslav Buidlingski in Ottawa (Today the Parliament building is even named after him), the Poles fought off the communists, nazis, and ghosts to save Canada, before accidentally being sent through a time-space-portal back to Europe, which they originally discovered too.
As you can see, Polaks have a long history in Ottawa.
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