OT- Funny ''ottawa chokes'' song
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05-11-2006, 04:35 PM
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Here's a little story about a hockey team
Who may just win the Stanley Cup...but only in their dreams
The team is from Ottawa, the Senators is their name
They're soon to be inducted in the golfing hall of fame
They think they'll beat our Leafers, now there's a funny joke
Cause every year at playoffs time, the Senators always choke!
So three cheers for Ottawa! A real team they are not-awa
They can give all that they've got-awa, but the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
Ottawa has their parliaments and MPs in the news
And it's kinda like their hockey team...they talk a lot but don't produce
They're not the smartest either, i really have to say...
When the capital of our country spells Canada with a "K"
(Hey, that's Kanata!)
Oh, three cheers for Ottawa! They think they've got a shot-awa
But they must be smoking pot-awa, cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
You better press your plied pants, it's that time once again...
To hear that ol' familiar Ottawa Senator saying..."Tee off is at 10!"
So get ready for the crying, take out your hankercheifs
You're about to get you @$$ kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs!
Oh, three cheers for Ottawa! A lesson they'll be taught-awa
Hossa and Havlat-awa will soon be golfing a lot-awa
What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa? Not a whole heck of a lot-awa
They're the team we already forgot-awa, cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa!
Oh god thanks
I need to put this song in my mp3, to make my friend listen to him, an huge sens fan
THE SENATORS ALWAYS CHOKEEEEEEEE
So three cheers for ottawaaa
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