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10-16-2012, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Prongo View Post
I'll just keep updating all the important news here until I have to make some errand runs.

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Fehr: "Good news! The owners have agreed to treat you to ice cream sandwiches after every game."

Players: "Oh. That's neat. What progress have you made on the core economic issues?"

Fehr: "Don't be silly. We have many more things to discuss first. We must determine thread count for locker room towels and thermostat settings first. These are vital issues."

Players: "We think you and Bettman are afraid to discuss the money issues because neither wants the embarrassment of blinking first."

Fehr: "No more ice cream sandwiches."

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