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10-25-2012, 11:49 AM
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I may submit my own proposal to both parties.

-Shut the hell up and have a season starting next week
-Gamecenter is fixed, and is half price for two years due to this lockout BS. After that point it may slowly roll up to pre-lockout price over the course of the CBA
-Every fan gets one free ticket next year. You want to thank us for being so great? Free crap is a great way to make up.
-All seats will have a small kegerator installed with a line directly to the occupant's mouth.
-All #1 defensemen and starting goalies in the league may only sign with the Flyers. Their cap hit will not count.
-Goals scored by any other Atlantic Division team only counts as 1/3 of a goal.

Seems reasonable to me.

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