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11-04-2012, 10:30 PM
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apice3*
 
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Originally Posted by Scott04 View Post
THIS. If I made it a drinking game rule that I had to drink every time I hit a switch, I would have gotten plastered almost every day. But the bathroom was always the biggest one. Took one with lights on for just the 2nd time all week today. It was surprisingly refreshing.
My Mom got scared the one night. She was in our kitchen playing cards or something. I walked into the bathroom, flashlight in hand, literally repeating the phrase out loud "Don't hit the switch, don't hit the switch, don't hit the switch." I opened the bathroom door, hit the switch, yelled "GOD ****ING DAMMIT" and took the angriest crap of my life. My Mom thought I fell down the stairs.

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