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11-06-2012, 08:36 AM
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Old Navy Goat
I received the shock of my life today getting a msg on facebook from an old partner in crime. This guy and I had partied, chased women and raised hell on 4 different continents until he left the service in the late 90s due to health issues with his parents and needing to take over the old farm.
Not having talked to him since he left the service or bothered checking his facebook page, I asked him if he'd be interested in a trip down South to 'relive' our youth if he could get away from the farm for a few weeks. He replied back that he no longer partakes in that as he's now following a new path but said we should keep in contact. Perplexed, I decided to check out his facebook page and 'bam' he's now married with a newborn, and is an ordained minister with his own ministry in Guatemala.
I figured, he was married and living the domesticated life with the hogs, chickens and crap that his family raised for Perdue and Jimmy Dean. I would of never figured that someone that knew every sleaze bar, strip club and brothel in over a dozen countries would ever take up the cloth. I was so depressed I went to the brass pole palace and had a medicinal shot in memory of the wild times we used to have.
Think I'm getting too old and maybe need to grow up one of these days.
That invoked a mental image of Old Navy Goat as Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka, turning to young Charlie near the conclusion of the movie, and wistfully saying, "But who will take care of the
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