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11-24-2012, 07:09 PM
Mike McDermott
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Originally Posted by Ralonzo View Post
No, no it is not.

1) The Grateful Dead. They couldn't play a single song the same way twice, so everyone just assumed it was drugs. In fact, they never did anything stronger than Vernors. So they were bad at music, but they marketed it in such a way that tripping hirsute odoriferous youth regarded them as being on the artistic level of Jackson Pollock... which, ironically, they were. Formula currently being usurped by Phish.

2) Jimmy Buffett. You think there's anything stronger than Evian in his coconut with 8 umbrellas in it? Why does one need to drink the worm to find a song tolerable? And then you try to sell me a $200 blender? Another brilliant application of capitalism to separate the self-disabled from their hard-earned cash.
You clearly missed the large dose of sarcasm in his post.

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