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Offseason Madness the 7th: Jose Reyes edition
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11-27-2012, 08:58 PM
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new FA strategy: see a guy you want the Jays to sign? Have his last name legally changed to Izturis. I can see it now.
Gibbons: "So Alex, there's a pitcher out there I really like and think we should sign."
Anthopoulos: "What's his name?"
Gibbons: "Brandon McCarthy."
Anthopoulos: "Meh. Pass."
Gibbons: "Oh...Ok. Well. There's this other guy I think has a lot of potntial for our rotation. His name is Brandon...uhhh, Izturis."
Anthopoulous: "So then why does this game footage of him show the back of his jersey with "McCarthy" on it?"
Gibbons: "Its' a spelling error."
Anthopoulos: "Oh, ok! Sign him up!"
Read the following in Buck Martinez's voice:
Izturis makes the grab in shallow left. Flips it to Izturis, who pivots and fires it to Izturis ...and they turn the double play.
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