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11-30-2012, 10:49 AM
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bozak911
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Originally Posted by WiFi75 View Post
Wow!

Why didn't anyone tell me all this when I was younger! And before I....




...got married.

Is it too late?
No. It is never too late...

Bring home a complete bondage harness that is three sizes too small for her. Tuck it under the bed with the contents barely, yet clearly, visible. When she finds it, look sheepish and say; "I thought we'd try something new..." and then, when she is trying to put something on, yell; "THOSE AREN'T FOR YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

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