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11-30-2012, 09:49 PM
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Love Twitter.. thought these were funny.

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#NewDavidSternSanctions All NBA players must pass the ball to Kobe. Lakers vs Lakers NBA Finals is the new reality.
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#NewDavidSternSanctions All NBA players must run suicides after each team loss.
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#NewDavidSternSanctions every team Must live in their stadiums to get adequate practice
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#NewDavidSternSanctions ACL tears are no excuse for missing games. Rub some dirt on it!!!
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#NewDavidSternSanctions A white player must touch the ball every time down the court.
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#NewDavidSternSanctions Every team must draft an Asian point guard.
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#NewDavidSternSanctions All starting lineups must be approved by Stern prior to every game.
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#NewDavidSternSanctions ACL, ACSmell. Derrick Rose suits up IMMEDIATELY. Or else.

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