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12-01-2012, 06:25 PM
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Edmonton, AB
Originally Posted by
The Bored Man
RNH has a Landeskog rating of -7.85. Savvy hockey fans know that the LR is a measure of shots blocked, hits thrown, and Swedishness exuded per skating stride. Unacceptable.
Like I said before, Jordan Eberle doesn't exist on the physical plane. He's just the temporary manifestation of a high shooting percentage.
Justin Schultz is the spawn of Satan. Good thing he's just using the Oilers to score a big UFA contract in two years.
Only four of Hall's points were hockey IQ points. The rest don't count because he didn't contemplate the metaphysical consequences of a goal after scoring one. Instead, he'd go high-five his team mates. What a doofus.
As the math clearly demonstrates, the rebuild is a disaster so far.
And Yakupov is just scoring becuase he is in Russia. Since we all know he has never played hockey in North America we should assume that the moment he steps foot on North American soil his hockey ability will crash like the Berlin Wall.
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