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12-02-2012, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by The Bored Man View Post
RNH has a Landeskog rating of -7.85. Savvy hockey fans know that the LR is a measure of shots blocked, hits thrown, and Swedishness exuded per skating stride. Unacceptable.

Like I said before, Jordan Eberle doesn't exist on the physical plane. He's just the temporary manifestation of a high shooting percentage.

Justin Schultz is the spawn of Satan. Good thing he's just using the Oilers to score a big UFA contract in two years.

Only four of Hall's points were hockey IQ points. The rest don't count because he didn't contemplate the metaphysical consequences of a goal after scoring one. Instead, he'd go high-five his team mates. What a doofus.

As the math clearly demonstrates, the rebuild is a disaster so far.
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