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12-03-2012, 09:00 PM
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*GM Nuckles37 steps up to the mic*
The Calgary Flames would like to say a few things before making our selection. Yes, we want to be one of those teams that takes forever to make their pick, thus making the draft last longer than it should, and we are very aware that no one likes when teams do this.

First off, **** you Gary Bettman and Bill Daly. You ruin the game of hockey.
Second, we'd like to congratulate the Los Angeles Kings on becoming a very overrated team.
Third, we're the 4th straight Alberta team to get the 1st overall pick. Just something funny I noticed recently.
Fourth, IslesRock4 is a poopyface. And we'd like to point out the fact that the Isles do not rock.
Fifth, shout-out to Vincent Lecavalier!

And now to make the 1st overall selection in the 2013 NHL entry draft is the new captain of the Calgary Flames (*you hear gasps from the crowd*)

*Matt Stajan, wearing a Flames jersey with a C on his chest, steps up to the mic*

The Calgary Flames are very proud to select, from the Portland Winterhawks, Seth Jones!


Fire Benning. Fire Linden. Fire Desjardins. Hire competent people.
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