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12-23-2012, 10:53 PM
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Qward
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Originally Posted by OmniSens View Post
WINTER POEM
It's winter in Canada !
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Canada
I'm froze to the friggin' ground!
We use the metric system in Canada.

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