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12-28-2012, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Machinehead View Post
Yeah but you forget, the Rangers aren't allowed to have 2-way defensemen according to HF.

McDonagh and Girardi are both black holes offensively who can't skate, can't shoot, can't pass, and have no hands. Matter of fact they can barely hold a stick. They are so unskilled in fact that they may be considered imbeciles by the dictionary definition. Hockey skills? They don't even have motor skills.

All these guys know how to do is smash forwards with their powerful fists and eat raw meat. Tortorella has to keep a shock color on them at all times to prevent them from eating Ryan Callahan. There's still room for development though. Rumor has it we're trying to teach McDonagh how to speak. And Girardi has made great strides in potty training.

But even if they end up being monkeys their whole careers, they're still great shutdown D-men who are black holes offensively. Which is what they are now, just ask HFBoards.
Wahh, no one likes us.

You're right, people are so consumed with the Rangers that they intentionally vote against their better judgement just because.

Not that there's a modicum of truth to that, but if there was, it wouldn't be down to anything other than the incessant pimping fans of New York teams are prone to. It's not your fault.

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