Thread: Proposal: Oilers - Rangers - Senators
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12-30-2012, 02:30 AM
Can't Play Defence
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Seeing as how Karlsson is useless in his own zone, I couldn't possibly subject him to the fans of other teams.

I mean, there's war, and then there's war crimes.

Parachuting Karlsson into another team's lineup is the equivalent of a nerve gas attack on their disciplined defensive schemes.

I couldn't in all good conscience condone something like that.

Meanwhile, some joker threw Chris Kreider into the trade proposal.

I can only assume that there is some other Chris Kreider toiling in the minors, and not the NYR Chris Kreider who can be reasonably expected to put up 90-100 goals over the next 160 games or so.

I can hear you laughing now.

Obviously, 90-100 goals is ridiculously misleading.

This is due to the fact that the Rangers are a defensive team.

I shudder to imagine his production on a team like the Pens.

My statistically valid estimate would put his production on the Pens at around 80-100 goals per 82 game season.

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