OT Thread Part IIX: The How Do Roman Numerals Work? Edition
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01-01-2013, 06:07 PM
cream of crap tour
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Sign Tallinder!!!!!!
Are some of these ones made up or serious? This is for Florida by the way.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
There was also one that you need a license to ride a skateboard. I wouldn't be surprised if that was true, but I doubt it's enforced. Alright is it legal to sell your children anywhere? Do people seriously ride elephants around, and park them at meters? Do I have to wear shorts next time I take a shower?!
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