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01-04-2013, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by MPF24 View Post
Carly Rae is totally average looking, cannot perform her music live and doesn't write her own songs. It disgusts me that she even exists as a celebrity.

Katy Perry has an outstanding rack and at least has a unique look that is intriguing. Her music is obnoxiously catchy and she can at least perform it well.

Lady Gaga keeps her body in good shape, usually, but has a hideous face except in some videos and photoshoots where she has GLOBS of makeup on and is only filmed from the most flattering angles.

Winner: Perry.

Edit: but, yes, the whole Russell Brand thing is a huge turn off. In the end, none of them would even crack my top 100.

Classic MPF post. Something defamed, something else insulted, something wins but backhanded with a condescending sidenote.

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