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01-05-2013, 04:38 AM
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FinHockey
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Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him... I'm Homer Simpson!
Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister?
Homer: Uh, actually, my real name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?

[later]

Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!

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