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01-07-2013, 04:32 AM
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rules for being a man is simple

1) Lie to get into her nickers
2) always use protection
3) Remember the line "Sorry, didn't know she was you mother"
4) Run
5) Deny
6) Lie
7) fly
8) Never cry
9) Always set an alarm in your phone for birthdays and aniverseries--chicks take them seriously

"If the Detroit Red Wings are defying gravity" by consistently contending without the benefit of high draft picks, "the Edmonton Oilers are defying lift.

Welcome to Edmonton Connor McDavid--the rest of you HA HA HA HA HA HA
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