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01-07-2013, 05:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jumptheshark View Post
rules for being a man is simple

1) Lie to get into her nickers
2) always use protection
3) Remember the line "Sorry, didn't know she was you mother"
4) Run
5) Deny
6) Lie
7) fly
8) Never cry
9) Always set an alarm in your phone for birthdays and aniverseries--chicks take them seriously
Hence why you have been married 3 times is it?

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