Here are some bold predictions about post quotes this year:
Blahblah:
"Capn, I totally disagreed at first, but after carefully considering your point again you have completely convinced me to change my mind on this."
Capn Cornelius:
"Gang, I've got the permit for the celebration parade - we can walk cheering right past Nationwide! Get your '
Howson >>>>>>> Burke' signs ready!"
Samkow:
Mayor Bee:
"I still don't understand why Bettman hasn't yet moved the Coyotes and the Isles to Quebec City and Hamilton"
Viqsi:
"About time Richards put Umberger on the third line. We finally have a good LOFT quotient."
Cougar:
"Why did we not use the amnesty clause on Boll?"
Matthew:
"Neon green is sooooo pre-lockout"
Timeless Winter:
"Jackets rock!

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Apologies to the many other regular posters here, but I'll stop here...