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Originally Posted by Habsfunk View Post
Lisa: I won't rest until all of Springfield knows the name Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Homer: And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.
Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.
Man: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here.
Homer: Woo hoo! [buys one]
Marge: What do you do, follow my husband around?
Man: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
Bleeding Gums: What are you here for?
Lisa: My brother just had his appendix out.
Bleeding Gums: Is he going to be OK?
Bart: Hello, I'm doctor cheeks. I'm...doing my rounds and, uh, I'm a little behind.

Lisa: He'll be fine.

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