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01-08-2013, 12:41 PM
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PK: Yo Bergevin, I want whatever Doughty is making!

Bergevin: And I want the evidence of my own goal removed from the universe. Ain't happening homie.

PK: Well you will simply have to do without my swag! You will respect my demands, because I am the boss.

Molson: Let me handle this one Bergy. Listen son, we just locked out your butts for 4 months. I am more than willing to extend your leave without pay for the rest of the season. You are an RFA and I am your daddy!

PK: You wouldn't dare. Do you know who I am?

Molson: Son, I am Canada's beer lord, and I am not so secretly tanking the Habs this season. You ain't nothing like Doughty and your blackmail attemps are laughable. You want money and I am the only one who can give it to you. Son, who is your daddy?

PK: Let me get my agent...


PK: Y...You are, sir.

Molson: 2 years, 4M$/per. Eat it.


This is how it will happen.

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