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01-11-2013, 11:45 PM
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Mayor Bee
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Originally Posted by SuperGenius View Post
I'm disturbed that not only someone knew Bieber was coming here, but that the follow-up cited the exact date, no doubt from his tickets hanging on the fridge!
Things that are hanging on my fridge:
- Old schedule magnets from 2007-08 through 2011-12
- Pizza coupons from one of those years, long since expired
- A phone number for a couple that used to live next to us, who we haven't spoken to in over 2 1/2 years
- A picture of my dog sulking while wearing a cone after being neutered. He was mad because I kept trying to point his head to the south in order to help the satellite signal.
- Two invitations to event that took place months ago
- A rotating magnet that says "dirty" on one side and "clean" on the other for use on a dishwasher. It worked out great previously, but this dishwasher isn't magnetic.

Things that are not hanging on my fridge:
- Justin Bieber tickets

People who have never been in my kitchen:
- Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz and Lucille LeSueur

(Also, if the most disturbing thing you know about me is that I know upcoming concert dates, you clearly don't know me well. Perhaps a good dose of "long answer" Derek Jeter would help matters.)

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