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01-13-2013, 06:08 AM
Corey Perry*
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Long Beach, Ca
Country: Ireland
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Post from another board I frequent that I thought was hillarious:

1. Lubomir Visnovsky sent from Ducks to Islanders.
2. Lubomir Visnovsky expresses profound disinterest in ever playing on Long Island.
3. During the lockout, Lubomir Visnovsky plays in the KHL in his native Slovakia.
4. Lockout ends; Lubomir Visnovsky says he'll just be staying in Bratislava, thank you kindly.
5. Agreement apparently reached to bring Lubomir Visnovsky back stateside to play for the Islanders.
6. Islanders book flight for Lubomir Visnovsky; expected to take team physical Sunday.
7. Flight lands; Lubomir Visnovsky isn't on it.
8. Charles Wang offers reward of a trip for two anywhere in the continental U.S. and 50 Acme CrimeBucks for the capture of Lubomir Visnovsky.

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