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01-16-2013, 06:13 PM
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A Pointed Stick
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Originally Posted by 25yearfan View Post
The sun is in my eyes, I'm not coming
Nancy Reagan said I can't travel now, I'm not coming
The Long Island Medium creeps me out, I'm not coming
I had my fingers crossed when I signed the contract, I'm not coming
I'm holding my breath 'til I pass out, I'm not coming
I have a flat tire, I'm not coming.
My dentist said these pain killers won't wear off for three weeks, I'm not coming.
My dog ate my plane tickets, and our vet said he will be constipated for three weeks, so I'm not coming.
I put the lava, in the Bratislava, hence I can't come in.

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