#2 - 01/20/2013 | Pittsburgh Penguins @ New York Rangers | 7:00 PM - MSG, NHL NET
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01-19-2013, 10:47 PM
I Bring The Weather
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Corsi Nerd Thinktank
First of all, thank the good lord above Vokoun is starting. Fleury is Bruce Willis against the Rangers.
Now for the Rangers, where to begin...
Derek Stepan: You might want to try actually....um, playing hockey.
Marian Gaborik: Stop sucking
Marc Staal: Ditto
Carl Hagelin: Your head belongs on your shoulders, not up your ass.
Ryan Callahan: Can you take faceoffs? Like all of them?
Brad Richards: Could you NOT take faceoffs? Like any of them?
Stu Bickel: Just keep breaking noses. Mostly because the 5 minute intervals when you aren't on the ice are crucial to the team's success.
Torts: If Stramlman is getting zero PP time then what's the ****ing point because let's be honest he's not Rod Langway in his own end.
Hank: Forgive the sins of those in front of you and don't send them to the other place.
Ok I'm done coaching.
Ben Hutton is my Spirit Animal. Jeff Gorton is not.
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